Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Oh Baby

Pregnancy, Babies and Baby Showers, Oh MY! It is glorious, don't get me wrong...I am so happy for all 4,000 of my friends that are just recently blessed, or about to be blessed with new little squirmy gifts, but I am fairly certain that there is something in the water...For the next year I will make sure to drink only bottled water.

but..fear not...soon enough, I will be ready for my dose of non bottled water.

I realized the other day over lunch that we have officially reached that age where our entire conversations will revolve around nipples, strollers, diapers, birthing strategies, and which baby food is the healthiest/gluten free/organic or what have you. Am I a bad person for wanting an "un-natural birth"?? You are finding out the sex?? You don't want the one natural surprise?? Conversations were attempted to be changed (by yours truly) to, I don't know, something current like the health care bill (which didn't go over well..not a good plan) or trashy tv, but eventually we ended up back to swollen ankles and bloody noses.

Guess I will eventually be there too..
(I do, however, enjoy throwing baby showers...so keep em coming..)

1 comment:

  1. I hear you! No worries, you'll have a drugged baby mama friend here (hopefully one day)...and I will know the sex... and i may even drink coffee... with splenda. every day. i'm pretty certain there will be neuroatypicalities regardless.

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